An inspector is coming to check out your orphanage, but there’s a snag – your matron is dead. Do you:

a) Scrub the place up a bit, bluff your way through the inspection pretending everything’s fine, and send the inspector on his merry way home. Job done.
b) Get out NOW and make a new life somewhere far away. There’s no way you’ll fool the inspector – have you seen this place lately?!
c) Celebrate! Finally, a visitor! You can show him all the cool stuff around the house!

The whole place is a terrible mess. Do you:

a) Organize a rota, provide spreadsheets showing the work that needs to be done, and hand out the mops. GET GOING, PEOPLE.
b) Worry relentlessly and pick your nose, while fixing a few things distractedly.
c) Decide it’s a great time to make fireworks.

The situation has got completely out of hand. Do you:

a) Not waste time, just deal with it. Lives are at stake here. Devise plan B, which might sound crazy, but it’ll be fine if everyone just does what you say.
b) Panic for a bit, then agree to plan B. There’s no alternative.
c) Get excited. This is a lot more fun than you were expecting to have today.

Your cake has been stolen. Do you:

a) Tut impatiently. There are more important things than cake right now.
b) Think how hungry someone must have been to steal it and hope they’re OK.
c) Steal it back.

A well-known con-man tries to sell you something. Do you:

a) Shut the door in his face before he can open his mouth.
b) Hear him out. He might have something good, for once.
c) Buy it before you even know what it is. It might be cake.

You have a rescue to carry out, in a dangerous place. Do you:

a) Plan Mission Impossible, but not really trusting anyone to do it right.
b) Concentrate on making sure nobody gets left behind.
c) Blow stuff up and see what happens.